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Monday, April 1, 2013

Alcoholics Anonymous for Hoarders

You know how admitting you have a problem is the first step?

I have a problem. My basement is the biggest piece of garbage-dump-crap-pile-horse-manure-pigsty you have ever seen.

I need help.

I need someone with a truck or minivan to help me haul a lot of crap away.

I need someone to help me go through photo after photo box and make some sort of sense of it all.

I need someone to put on good music, grab me a sandwich, and hold my hand whilst taking my favorite broken lamp to D.I.

I need alcoholics anonymous, but for hoarders/crap dwellers.

Any takers?

3 comments:

Kelly E. said...

I will help!!! From one hoarder to another... Step by step!

Louise Plummer said...

I will help after school is out. I am very good at, "It must go!"

dede said...

If you can wait until August I would LOVE to help. It's like my favorite.
Please don't discard the dresser that your fabulous husband is allowing me to store down there. I've got plans for that. :)