They asked...

if I am married or single. (I said to look at my name on the board, Mrs. ---. They said, so you are single then?)

if they had to do the assignment even if they hate it.

if I had read the chapter they were to read in class.

if I knew the answer to question 8.

if I knew what the C word meant.

if I had an extra pencil.

if I had some paper.

if they could use the hall pass.

if I'm married to a plumber.

Answers (not necessarily the ones I told the class): y,y,n,n,y,y,y,y/n,n