beating the uglies

I was feeling ugly,

so I went to a salon where Jamie dyed and cut my hair, waxed my eyebrows, and talked me into a session with Dana.

She told Dana to beat me up.

Dana gave me a mean chemical burn and microdermabrasion.

Jamie taught me how to make a cute ponytail.

My dead face skin came off. Now my skin in smooth.

I bought Costco's blush.

Oh. And I bought red, miz mooz, sandals.

So even though zits are still waging war on my face, I feel a lot better.